There is a ghost pirate in my toilet........................…


Q:imma 16 year old guy. i was peeing in the toilet...... then i saw a face in the toilet of a man with a beard and glasses and a scar on his face and an eye patch.....he looked like a pirate..... he tryed to drag me in the toilet with him! luckily i got away.... what will i do


A: Don't go poo or he will stick his large sword up your butthole. I know him well. He's Jeffrey the Butt Pirate. He took my brother a few years back. We finaly found my bro but it was too late for him. Now he likes to spend his nights at the docs luring seamen by signing showtunes.Maybe it was your reflection that you saw and you just imagined that he was dragging you into the pee. Or maybe it was just a realistic dream. You should have immediately got a camera and took a picture of the pirate once you saw him. Pirates are cool.Go out, get a girlfriend, stop trying to get attention on the Internet. I'm not trying to be rude ok? In fact I'll add u on fb: chihiro kuronuma ::: I want to help u be more social. Not anything else, don't think I'm a bit*hHahahahahaha you need professional help!Help him find and walk across the poop deck to the after lifeNuthhn just pee in a bushCall the Ghost Busters.I'm sorry but I think your drunkPee outside..... That's where all the trolls do it.Cool Story, Bro. I'm sure you'll figure it out.
Good Luck (;this time go poooppee on him


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